Hello, I'm Joey 👋
resource "github_introduction" "joey" {
name = "Joey Stout"
interests = ["kubernetes", "opentofu", "nodejs", "python", "gitops"]
resume = "https://apollorion.com/joeysResume.pdf"
where_you_can_find_me = [
"https://www.github.com/apollorion",
"https://www.youtube.com/@TheOutdoorProgrammer",
"https://bsky.app/profile/apollorion.com",
"https://www.linkedin.com/in/apollorion/",
"mailto:joey@apollorion.com",
]
projects = [
"https://www.manifests.io/",
"https://www.wtc-the-game.org/",
"https://situationroom.apollorion.com/",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/fly",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/MAAS2",
]
spacelift = [
"https://packetpushers.net/podcasts/day-two-devops/0423-d2do270-spacelift-is-your-infrastructure-glue-sponsored/",
"https://github.com/Apollorion/MRPICKLE",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/tofusible",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-sops",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-context-trigger",
"https://github.com/spacelift-solutions/plugin-signed-runs",
]
blog_posts = [
"https://spacelift.io/blog/autoscaling-native-kubernetes-workers",
"https://spacelift.io/blog/best-practices-for-iac-and-spacelift",
"https://medium.com/beambenefits/collecting-open-metrics-in-k8s-and-shipping-to-datadog-5345cd27ef18",
]
}2025-08-28: the good news about running into a bear with rabies is you probably dont need to worry about contracting rabies.
2025-08-26: Sleep is a way to time travel to breakfast
2025-08-18: if youre ever traveling abroad and theres a string behind a toilet, dont pull it. apparently it sets off an alarm
2025-08-17: I feel like the german language was created by someone who just loved the letter Z
2025-06-20: Im at the hospital waiting room because my wife is getting her tonsils removed and this guy next to me looked at his wife and said "im so sleepy, my hands are just feeling so thick, you know?" what? your hands are thick?