class Swarnendu:
    summary = "50% DSA, 50% AI, 100% Confused... and still compiling."
    identity = {
        "tagline": [
            "🪲 Turning bugs into features since main()",
            "🧠 Mentally `const`, emotionally `volatile`",
            "⚡ 99.9% uptime (except Mondays and merge conflicts)",
            "☕ return (confidence || caffeine);"
        ],
        "motto": "#define SWARNENDU 'constantly improving++'",
        "loop": "while(alive): code += 1; gym += 1; debug(life)",
        "error_handling": "try: success() except Exception as e: learn(e); retry()",
        "rage_mode": "if WA or TLE: raise KeyboardInterrupt('I am inevitable. — debugger')",
        "multithreading": "self.threads = ['main', 'overthinking', 'side quests']",
        "os_mode": "if os.name == 'nt': crash(); else: segfault()"
    }
    tech_stack = {
    "backend": [
        "⚡ FastAPI", 
        "🪄 LangChain (aka LMAOChain)", 
        "🕸️ LangGraph (plotting my rise to AGI)"
    ],
    "databases": [
        "🐘 PostgreSQL", 
        "🚀 FAISS (Fast AF Indexing Search System)"
    ],
    "ai_ml": [
        "🤗 HuggingFace", 
        "🤖 Transformers", 
    ],
    "devops": [
        "🐳 Docker (because it *kinda* works on everyone's machine)", 
        "🪵 Logging my life choices"
    ]
}
    languages = [
        "🧾 C++ (TLE artist 🎨)", "🐍 Python (indentation therapist)",
        "☕ Java (daily pain generator)", 
        "⚙️ C (bare metal chaos)"
    ]
    special_moves = [
        "🔍 Binary search emotional stability",
        "🚪 Sliding window on responsibilities",
        "🧮 DP-ing through existential crisis",
        "💸 Greedy for growth, not shortcuts",
        "🤹 Forking life decisions without joining()"
    ]
    daily_routine = [
        "🧠 git commit -m 'fix: mood swings'",
        "🔁 crontab: coffee && code && gym",
        "🏋️‍♂️ return gym and grind  # strong body, stronger exception handling",
        "⏱️ sleep(6)  # maybe"
    ]
    fun_facts = [
        "💤 I don’t `sleep()`, I `suspend()`",
        "⌛ Status: Compiling life... 87% (with warnings)",
        "🫠 Catching exceptions faster than feelings",
        "🤖 My resume passed the Turing Test (on the second try)",
        "🧩 low + (high - low) // 2 is how I find balance",
        "🪫 Motivation thread got killed due to resource starvation",
        "🧵 Mutex for thoughts still pending",
        "📂 Life is in ~/Downloads and not backed up"
    ]
    def __str__(self):
        return "Swarnendu v2025 — now with extra sarcasm and async dreams 🚀"